Super Bowl 50: 7 Thoughts From Someone Who Doesn’t Like Football
It’s Madi here again…remember me, the girl who doesn’t like football? If not, watch the quick video below:
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Anyway, of course I watched the Super Bowl. Why wouldn’t I? The great commercials, the amazing appetizers, the great Snapchat material it’ll make…plus, orange looks really, really good on me.
Of course, there’s a few things I noticed…and as someone who doesn’t really like football, you know I’m paying attention to the more important things. Here’s a few.
I want Lady Gaga’s jumpsuit.
Yeah, there’s a big chance I would look like Tootsie. Or like Draco Malfoy dressed up as a drag queen. Either way, it’s sparkly, it’s red, and I want to wear it on a Saturday while I eat thai food in front of The Good Wife.
Is it just me, or is Clete Blakeman really hot?
You can argue that that’s the only thing I think about. I’M SORRY, OKAY? He’s very muscular. He also knows how to command a room…actually…a stadium.
What was with the PuppyMonkeyBaby commercial?
What is that? WHAT IS THAT?
Aqib Talib is, like, super mean.
Dang, dude. You’re going to grab his face-mask-thingy? That’s cold.
A much better commercial than the whole PuppyMonkeyBaby fiasco.
There’s apparently a lot of controversy surrounding this commercial, but did no one see the follow-up where the Prius becomes the police car? Okay, whatever. I loved this one. I’m not getting into an argument about a Prius commercial.
Annabel Bowlen is kind of my endgame.
Oh, yeah. I’m going to end up just like her. One of these days you’ll see me with my perfectly blonde coiffed hair and my crisp blazer gingerly patting Von Miller’s muscles. She is a queen.
I love Peyton Manning.
He’s beauty and he’s grace. He’s really, really sweet to his family. He also looks like he hasn’t aged a day since 1995, and he just won us a Super Bowl. I love him, and you should, too.