- Apparently no one listened when Seth MacFarlane said he wouldn't helm the Oscars again. [Hypable]

- Anne Hathaway wants a trendy dog to replace her chocolate lab. Allegedly. [Lainey Gossip]

- Matthew Perry can't stop staring at Jennifer Love Hewitt's breasticles. [SeriouslyOMG]

- Robert Pattinson likes to do Irish jigs when he leaves clubs. [Bohomoth]

- This is what Amanda Bynes would look like as a kitten. Because Friday. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Adele's family is actually full of very nice people who don't just love her for her money. [Evil Beet Gossip]

- Kim Kardashian is really hairy and for some reason that makes us smile. [IDLYITW]

- Chris Hemsworth and his flowing locks are all ready for 'Thor 2.' [ScreenCrush]

- Will.i.am.'s new song with Justin Bieber is titled the ridiculous '#thatPOWER.' [PopBytes]

- Fall Out Boy's new video features cannibalism and day-glo cocaine. [PopCrush]

- Here are Salma Hayek and Maya Rudolph being hilariously awesome together. [Lainey Gossip]

- 'Glee' was renewed for a 5th and 6th season for reasons we can't comprehend. [Rickey]

 

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