Katy Perry is JonBonet Ramsey? Crazy Conspiracy Theory Says ‘Yes’

It’s only a story because it’s so damn crazy.  And that it’s JonBonet Ramsey.  Get a load of what this guy says!

JonBonet Ramsey was killed almost 20 years ago (Christmas, 1996) in Boulder. It shocked and saddened Colorado and the nation.  The investigation. Her parents. John Mark Karr. The Boulder D.A. On and on. Just doing a little research on THIS story and I, myself, got sucked into it all over again. Almost 20 years after the event, everyone still has a theory on what happened to JonBonet.

Well, not anyone would believe THIS particular theory. That JonBonet WASN’T killed, and she went on to be Pop superstar Katy Perry.  Holy. Cow.

His name is Dave Johnson. He seems….. pretty unstable. Let’s just say that.  He claims it was all a hoax (much like how he feels about the Civil War and 9/11).  What kind of time does this guy have, to fabricate all this crap?

Katy Perry is 31. JonBonet would be 25 today. Katy Perry has parents- that are not John and Patsy (Patsy now deceased) Ramsey. There you go.

We are now moving on, Dave. Get back to your crazy.

Here's his theory:  Good Luck watching the whole thing!