Here are the Surefire Ways to Anger Someone From Colorado

As Colorado residents, we are known for being friendly and very proud of our state. But here are some surefire ways to anger someone from this great state. According to the Matador Network, a self declared destination for travel and culture on the web, here are some of the ways to piss someone off who is from the Centennial State.

Be Lazy
Colorado is the least-obese state in the country. It's because we don't sit on our asses... now go climb a mountain.
What did you say about John?
Everyone in Colorado has a John Elway story, and he is a part of the family. Even if he doesn't show up for holiday dinners. No matter how may times I invite him.
Wow, you have a weed joke? How Original
Yes, we know... Weed in legal here and no, I don't want to talk about it. Nothing has changed. People are just a lot less paranoid about smoking it now.
You should probably slow it down
These mountain passes are tricky, even for locals. Slow it down or you're gonna end up off the side of a mountain.
No, I don't live in a snow town
Guess what... most of us live on the front range and we can see the mountains. But our town is more like Kansas that Breckenridge.
Coors Light... You're not from around here are you?
Don't get me wrong, I enjoy a nice Coors Light as much as the next guy. But with 5 of the top craft breweries in Colorado... 4 of them in Fort Collins. Why don't you try an IPA?
Being careless during fire season
Don't be that person who starts another wild fire in our state.

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Here are the Surefire Ways to Anger Someone From Colorado [LIST]