Fort Collins Police Seeking Thief Who Put Fossils in Pants
Are those Pyritized Ammonite fossils in your pants, or are you just happy to see us? This guy has some precious stones in his pants. No… no that’s not right… Anyway, Fort Collins police need your help finding a guy who stole valuable Jurassic fossils.
On December 26, some Pyritized Ammonite rocks were taken from Nature’s Own in Old Town Fort Collins, via this guy’s pants. Um, ew… they do still want them back, however, so if you recognize him, contact the authorities with any info you may have.
Also, I love the Fort Collins PD’s sense of humor on Facebook (Remember that poem?). Kudos.
Video courtesy of Nature’s Own Fort Collins.