Some people have too much time on their hands ! My 'Are you kidding me?' story today comes from E-Bay. Here it is, now stay with me.

Moby Dick Typed On Toilet Paper. Yep, there I said it. As the seller says.

My friend and I once joked that toilet paper should have instructions printed on them for certain people. One day, the conversation grew from there and turned into a wager that i couldn't (or wouldn't) be able to type out a novel on toilet paper.

I think that too much time on your hands is an understatement. So yes, this guy won a bet with a friend and typed the entire novel, Moby Dick, on "four full rolls of Cottenelle."

The seller says "They've been handled very gingerly and infrequently."

Thank goodness! That was my main concern.

Susan and I discuss.