My Head is Spinning with all of These Celebrity Engagements and Divorces

The latest is that Jada Pinkett Smith is talking with divorce lawyers to end her marriage to Will Smith.

Of course there was the earlier news of Katy Perry and Russel Brand splitting after a brief marriage.

Then today....

Two new engagements: Drew Barrymore to Will Kopelman and Justin Timberlake to Jessica Biel.

How am I to keep up with the celebrity musical chairs of marital fidelity, infidelity and downright strangeness that keeps flying at me with supersonic celebrity speed ?

What's next Miss Piggy and Kermit splitting? Say it ain't so.