Women are starting to take pity on Sarah.

It's because of how pregnant she is. If she's suffering very much, she's doing a great job of concealing it from me, because she really seems to be in very good, though very pregnant, condition.

As I think a good husband should, I'm taking care to manage her expectations. I'm not allowing Sarah to compare the apples of being pregnant to the oranges of not being pregnant.

"You are supposed to look huge. Massive. Enormous is the proper size for what is going on right now. Don't compare yourself to you in your tiny little wedding dress pictures. It's not fair."

Also, we're having very deep center-of-gravity conversations, and talking about how asana ain't what it used to be (hear Sarah's thoughts on yoga at ___ in the video).

Her back hurts a bit more and she's sick of not being able to lie on her stomach, but those are small pains considering we are at the point where a full blown human has taken up residence in her belly.

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