Of my favorite 'Train Wreck' TV shows, quite a few are on Wednesdays. I realized this as I was flipping back and forth between 'Full Throttle Saloon' and 'Moonshiners' and saw that 'Toddlers and Tiaras' was being followed by 'Cheer Perfection'. Wow. That's a lot of horrible behavior.

I realized that my former list was too short. Way too short. I could potentially never finish this list, because I have a feeling that we are just at the beginning of ludicrous cable television programming.

And what's with all the damn wars? 'Storage Wars', 'Shipping Wars', 'Container Wars'. Can't we all just get along?

Watch this video. It's frightening, but somehow magnetic.


'Toddlers and Tiara's' led to the spinoff 'Here Comes Honey Boo Boo'. I can't believe I just wrote that sentence. I don't want to be insulting to anyone, or get on a soapbox. I'm practically engaging in the behavior I'm seeing on the screen by watching as faithfully as I do.

Anyway, on 'Full Throttle', Goat finally got punched in the face. Man, he had it coming. If anybody cared, he'd be a great villain. Angie and Michael are continuing to have trouble putting together the old nuptials. In this clip, after Michael sends Angie to sign a prenuptial agreement, she explains to his lawyer how marriage is about love, not contracts. I'm not sure he gets it.