Check out some of the funniest tweets Twitter has to offer today.

Donald Trump found himself the butt of many jokes across the Twitterverse on Monday after announcing he will not run for president in 2010.

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Today’s roundup features tweets from: YeahImAshley, Pauly Casillas, Seth MacFarlane, Conan O’Brien, Adam Fogle, Meg Abbitch, Julia Segal, BellicoseJason, Seth Meyers and Shari Vanderwerf.