Infant’s Size is Increasing at an Almost Alarming Rate [PHOTOS]

Our child is in the umpteenth percentile.

In what? Why, in our opinion of him, of course.

There is no child that is ranking, trending or skewing higher in our estimation than our not-a-month-old-yet boy.

He is also growing at a fairly alarming rate. Our lactation consultant told us we could probably pull back on the feedings a little bit. Easier said than done. Food is the one thing he loves, and he screams loudly when he doesn't have it.

They want to see a growth of about 25 to 30 grams per day. Huck's been averaging about 40 per day. And it shows. Look out, Michelin Man, he's coming for you.