Four words to start your weekend early: Joe Jonas. Sex. Tape.
As if that combo wasn't amusing enough on its own for a guy who once shilled purity rings to Christian parents and their children, here's another tidbit: said tape was made with a girl named Blanda Eggenschwiler.
Which is apparently a real name and not a prank call that Bart would make on a German version of 'The Simpsons.' "Bland to Egg En Schwiler? Hey guys, I'm looking for a Bland to Egg En Schwiler!"