Madonna has been through a lot in her three decades in the music business, but she went through something even scarier before she was famous. The Queen of Pop is a rape survivor.
One of the most memorable phrases from one of Madonna's biggest hits is: "We are living in a material world / And I am a material girl." In this case, Madge is a material grill.
Not to be upstaged by any other woman in denial of her true age, Madonna invited Ashton Kutcher to her 2013 Oscars party instead of Demi Moore, who was once was one of her besties.
Madonna is already getting the hang of this Instagram thing. She only just recently opened her account and she's already posted a shot of her heaving bosom -- and now her ass cheeks, too.
Let's hope she doesn't see Rihanna's page and feel the need to compete. This could get ugly.
Barbara Walters may have her generically boring 'Most Fascinating People' list for 2012, but to us, GQ's 'Least Influential People' list is a lot more interesting.
Favorites include failed presidential candidate Mitt Romney, vehicular danger Amanda Bynes, palate destroyer Guy Fieri, the hilariously titled "Whoever Directed John Carter," and perennial Oscar host Billy Crystal.
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Madonna appeared on 'The Ellen DeGeneres Show,' and despite the fact that she was wearing her famous cone brassiere bustier over her white shirt and black pants, she was in total mom mode.
We’ll give her credit for looking like she is being the bigger person, as Madonna extended the olive branch to nemesis Elton John. During a concert in France, Madge dedicated her song ‘Masterpiece’ to the singer with whom she has been feuding. But her gesture came with a little bit of a backhand. Come on, you didn’t think Madge would be all warm and fuzzy, did you?