- Kris Jenner probably has her own sex tape, because it's pretty much the family business. [IDLYITW]

- Best Picture Winner 'Argo' could get director Ben Affleck hanged for "war crimes." [ScreenCrush]

- Steven Tyler thinks Taylor Swift is "hot." Easy there, grandpa. [Evil Beet Gossip]

- Justin Timberlake, Jimmy Fallon and Michael McDonald cover 'Row, Row, Row Your Boat.' [SeriouslyOMG]

- Harry Styles wants all footage of T-Swizzle removed from the One Direction documentary. [PopCrush]

- Nicki Minaj showed up late to a live-taping of 'American Idol.' Oops. [PopBytes]

- Amanda Bynes doesn't realize people think she's cray. YAY ATTENTION! [Amy Grindhouse]

- So Kristen Stewart is a lesbian now? Or something. [Bohomoth]

- Benedict Cumberbatch sings a song as fangirls scream with high-pitched excitement. [Hypable]

- The new Pope only has one lung, but he'll probably still last longer than the previous one. [Rickey]
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