- Katy Perry is now a human ballot box. Make sure you use the right slot. [Dlisted]

- Child bride Courtney Stodden says she saves lives by wearing slutty clothes. [HuffPo]

- Tori Spelling's baby daughter gets an awesome birthday party she won't remember. [TooFab]

- Sam Lufti and Courtney Love pair up to write a Kurt + Courtney musical and not bathe. [Jezebel]

- Snoop Dogg will soon release an album as Snoop Lion. But shouldn't it be Lionn? [PopCrush]

- Daniel Day-Lewis is Abraham Lincoln and don't you tell him otherwise. Even via text. [ScreenCrush]

- Haley Joel Osment is back on the movie scene. He sees dead careers. [Rickey.org]

- 'The Carrie Diaries' highlights a younger, less slutty Carrie Bradshaw with cheaper shoes. [Hypable]