Six Places to Hide from Your In-Laws in Northern Colorado
Merry Christmas! Your in-laws are here, and now you want to hide. I don't have any of those because that's a perk of being single (#whosjealousofwhonow?), but I've consulted some experts who I will maybe leave anonymous.
Nah, I'm kidding. I'm a journalism B.A. (badass) grad, so I always protect my sources. But, if that eggnog just isn't strong enough to numb the procreators of your dearly beloved, here's where our staff recommends seeking shelter.
And most of them involve alcohol.
The Biergarten at Anheuser-Busch
It's far enough away, but still close enough if I needed to get home fast.
As in, they notice that he's fled.
Ryan McVay/ThinkStockRyan McVay/ThinkStock Pinball Jones or Social
I think I just really like the idea of hiding underground.
Jupiterimages/ThinkStockJupiterimages/ThinkStock Up the... what?
Up the canyon.
- As in, up the Poudre?
Yep. Hidin' up the Poudre.
Matt Gibson/ThinkStockMatt Gibson/ThinkStock Downtown Windsor
No one will be there during the holidays.
Seriously, it's like an old western movie at high noon.
Three Lions/Getty ImagesThree Lions/Getty Images The Steak-Out Saloon
They're open a lot of holiday eves.
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It's an easy out. "Oh no! The automation system crashed... gotta go!"
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