As a one of the few people up by 4 a.m., I feel a very special kinship with coffee. I can tell by my enunciation and pronunciation if I've had enough, and if I haven't, everyone listening suffers.

I was gazingly lovingly at the internet across my cup this morning, and I thought I'd put the two together.

Here are some of my favorite coffee internet things.

You thought that was cute?

A single drop of cream into the coffee.

Chyeah!

We knew it as 'He who kills it, fills it,' but, it's the same idea.