You can pretty much get anything you want delivered to your door these days... Wait, I take that back. You can literally get anything you want delivered to your door these days. Yes, even a big ol' stinkin' pile of gorilla crap! Enter

The website and it's a bit more R-rated counterpart called sh** have one duty. To send someone/something elses doody to someone you hate, want to get back at, want to play a prank on, or whoever else you feel like deserves a pile of sh** delivered right to their door.

Options include cow, elephant, and gorilla varieties of #2 or you can even send a variety pack.

Each package contains the following business card, right in the poop!

When they see the front of the card they will have to open the bag releasing the nasty aroma and dig it out of the poop only to find this on the back.

This is all cool, but just so you know, everyone poops. And I would be willing to bet that most people wouldn't charge you for some of theirs, or maybe even consider using your own. Just trying to save you a little cash!