Feast your eyes on this! This slightly disturbing drawing is the cover of the forthcoming Paula Deen biography from Bluewater Comics.

Bluewater Comics

Bluewater specializes in unauthorized bios of celebrities, and now seems as good a time as any (just kidding, it's actually the best time) to do an unauthorized biography comic of Paula Deen. We don't know what the story will be (presumably it depicts her rise to America's premiere pusher of lard), but hopefully the entire thing will be at least as off-putting as this image of Deen's disembodied head popping out of a tub of butter. Those eyes. Those terrifying, vacant eyes.