Yesterday, the Public Policy Polling released a study revealing that a majority of Americans would rather be subjected to the ramen noodle hair and raspy vocals that is Nickelback, over Trump's political agenda.

Just look at this ...graph.

OK, there is no actual graph, but if you want to see the data from the Public Policy Polling study, you can see it here, and note that hipsters, used-car salesmen and even lice are more popular than Trump right now. But, while some might consider Trump a pain in the ass, the people showed him some mercy with hemorrhoids. ...Anyway.

Don't get your hopes up for Nickelback to be the write-in heroes that save us, because they're Canadian. So there goes any chance of Kroeger in the Oval Office. America, how the hell'd we wind up like this?

Which do you prefer?

http://poll.fm/5lu1w

Source: Esquire