Moose on the Loose at Steamboat Resort – Charges Ski Patroller [VIDEO]

You mess with the moose, you get the antlers.

Unless you are quick. And unless the moose is a cow. Then, just scurry out of the way, and hope for the best.

It's a cute story when it ends well, but this could have been a much more dangerous situation. With all the people skiing and riding by, a moose on the loose is not what ski patrol wanted to see.

Did she just want to poke a few lines in the half pipe? Was she hoping to work on her back side fakie? Hoof grab?

Okay, enough half pipe trick references. Just remember, you know you are too close to a moose if it is looking at you. Or charging you.