Middle Age Texxting Codes-Michael And Susan Best Of [AUDIO]

If you ever text you know people use all kinds of codes. OMG, UR, BTW etc. I get tons of forwarded emails from listeners, friends and my Dad.  Usually, I've seen them all multiple times But, here's what the good major sent me that I hadn't seen yet.

It's labeled Middle Age Texting Codes
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Here's the full list:
MIDDLE AGE TEXTING CODES:

ATD - at the doctor.

BFF - best friend fell.

BTW - bring the wheelchair.

BYOT - bring your own teeth.

FWIW - forgot where I was.

GGPBL -gotta go, pacemaker battery low.

GHA - got heartburn again.

IMHO - is my hearing aid on?

LSHMDFO - laughing so hard my dentures fell out

LSHIPM - Laughing So Hard I Pee`d Myself

OMMR - on my massage recliner.

OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas.

ROFLACGU - rolling on floor laughing and can’t get up.

TTYL - talk to you louder!