I Won't Root For Just Any Football Team (besides mine) [VIDEO]

I'm behind the Broncos.

With a contingency. But that contingency has already come to pass. What was the contingency?

As long as they aren't playing the Pittsburgh Steelers, I'm behind the Denver Broncos.

Even if they beat the Pittsburgh Steelers (which they did...this year) to fulfill the contingency, as long as the Steelers aren't in it, I'm riding the Colorado horse.

That last part makes me feel like a big person. I think I'll pat myself on the back. I am rooting for the team that has crushed my hopes and dreams, by beating my team, and changed my allegiance.

I learned that little move from Bugs Bunny.

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

Plus, I love Colorado. It's not like I have to get behind the Ravens, or Bengals. Thank goodness.