Before I was a DJ, I was a retail employee.  I happened to work at a store that sold furniture, and I assembled a lot of that furniture myself.  "Insert Part A into slot 3B, and fasten using screw C-C-2..."  Yeah, you can imagine how confusing it could be sometimes.  Though, it probably would have been a little easier if I'd thought of this...

I was always so quick to throw away all the extra packing materials, when I could have used them to my advantage!  Check it out: