It's always good when something from a local town makes it on national television for reasons other than fire, disaster, etc... We're not sure who's expense this laugh comes at, but thank you to whoever it was; we can't stop laughing!

The Police Blotter segment on The Tonight Show With Jay Leno that features goofy reasons people call dispatch for choose a call to the Greeley Police. The Greeley Tribune initially published it, and the newspaper clipping made it on to the show! (You can see an Imgur picture of the article here.)

Oh, the stuff people call the cops for. Watch the quick segment below and share it with friends!