Once again we can't make it up. An Australian Taxonomist (they name insects) has declared a previously unnamed horsefly for the singer. She must be so proud. Bryan Lessard, said he chose the name for Scaptia Plinthis Beyonceae because of...

"It's dense golden hair's on the fly's abdomen." He goes on to say it demonstrates the 'fun side of taxonomy.'

How could we ever doubt that.

Susan and I discuss below: