It's hard to go wrong with Velveeta® cheese. Well, unless you aspire to eat a whole-raw diet without dairy. Otherwise, it's a pretty sure thing. Add a jar of salsa, and pop it in your crock pot, on the stove on low, or in your microwave.

Has anyone besides me cut back on using the microwave because you heard that flies won't eat microwaved food? For some reason we never thought that our own personal nuclear device was a bad idea back in the 80's, but I digress.

Here is the recipe for delicious and simple queso, but you better call dibs on making it for whatever party you may be attending, because it's a popular dish.