Are Pizza Eating Contests About Size? [VIDEO]

The smack is being talked. The gauntlet laid. The line in the sand drawn. All we have to do is cook the pizza and it's on!!

I don't think I would normally be able to down enough of any type of food to beat the likes of the Good Morning Guys on K99 in an eating contest. Just look at us (I'm in the middle).

We bring different assets to the table. They are good at blocking the wind, testing the structural integrity of floors, and killing chairs. I, on the other hand, love chairs, and don't abuse them. I don't wake up every morning wanting to save the world's chairs, but when I go to sleep at night, it feels good knowing that I did my part.

Now I'm in an eating contest against these behemoths. Should I be nervous?

(For the record, the baby is looking directly at Brian Gary when it starts crying...check the video!)

The Great Colorado Pie Fight makes you the judge of who makes the best pizza in Northern Colorado. As for who wins the eating contest...that's up to the gods of competitive eating. And me.

Join us for the Great Colorado Pie Fight at the Northside Aztlan Center on Saturday Jan. 26, 2013 at noon.