5 Fort Collins Craigslist Missed Connections – Week of July 20th

It's a brand new work week, and that means it is time for another edition of our Fort Collins Craigslist Missed Connections!

Ever seen a romance movie where a guy/girl falls in love with someone, but that person doesn't realize it?

That's sort of how the Craigslist Missed Connections works...albeit sometimes they can be a little creepy. However, we cross our fingers in hopes we can connect two people who have an undying love for each other that they don't know about yet.

1.) RED HEAD IN THE NISSAN FRONTIER 4 DOOR - m4w - LOVELAND

"I saw you at Wal-Mart in Fort Collins. Last night 19 July 2015. I was not able to talk to you it look like you were working and your boss was with you. You sure are a good looking girl. Would like to meet you. when you replay use Fort Collins in the subject. Hope to hear from you soon."

(Just guessing...but I don't think she'll be "replaying" anything. Reply? Possibly...but not replay. I'm thinking you lost about 50 brownie points with that...)

2.) FEDEX AT KING SOOPER NORTH COLLEGE GAS STATION - m4w - FORT COLLINS

"This is a long shot, but thought I would try this to see if you by chance read these posts. We were both fueling up Friday evening at King Soopers and you noticed me looking at you, as I knew I had seen you before and you were very nice and professional, perhaps because you were still in your Federal Express uniform. We talked about our exciting weekend plans, our jobs, and travel (Paris and Australia). Anyway, I really enjoyed talking with you and the short time we conversed was most definently the highlight of my day and a great way to start the weekend. I hope you are enjoying your weekend and if you by chance see this, drop me a note and let me know if you would like to continue our conversation sometime in the near future."

(Puts a whole new perspective on overnight delivery...)

3.) I HAVE MISSED YOU FOR SO LONG MY SOUL HURTS - m4w

"I was married to you in the early 90s. We shared the best years of our life together! We lived life, we breathed happiness, adventure, lust and passion. We brought several beautiful children into this world! Those were the best days of our lives! We had several health scares but together, we made it though. We have had our ups and downs with my work and adventures, but we made it though. Now, for some reason, I have lost you. We still occupy the same home, we exchange the token "peck" when you or I leave the house. We do love each other, but have forgotten about passion, connection and no where close to lust at any moment. My mind has wandered, I long for the touch, the kiss, the penetration. I now know what its like for those people we swore we would never be. We would never be the people who blankly stare at each other when the kids start to leave, yet here we are. If this sounds familiar to you, and you miss the connection, reply, lets cut through the endless emails and see what happens where we are standing next to each other with no one else around. I want you to make me feel wanted!"

(So they were married...but are now divorced. But yet they still live in the same house. And yet he is posting on Missed Connections? For some reason I don't think I am connecting with anything here either...)

4.) HOT BRUNETTE SMOKING BEHIND RESIDENCE INN - m4w - LOVELAND

"just a few minutes ago I saw you step out back to smoke your cigarette, I was sitting in my car across the way and another parking lot, I hope you noticed and I would love to know what room you went back into,"

(^^^definition of creeper^^^)

5.) GIRL WITH THE SHORT RED SKIRT ON AT THE WILD BOAR - m4w - FORT COLLINS

"You came into the Wild Boar cafe around 11:00 am Monday morning. You had a pair of black rim glass on and a short red shirt. You were GORGEOUS!!!!! I don't expect you to respond or even see this, but WOW! WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW!!!! I think you went and sat in the fire place room. I was near the entrance."

(I think he was wow'ed. Just sayin'...might've been speechless...)